Thursday, April 21, 2005

This Week's Injuries

1. Stub Big Toe (swollen)
- Tripped over the rowing machine at the gym, checking a new gym HB

2. Smashed pinkie
- Door shut on my pinkie while oggling like a dumba** at HB leaving the Cosi's

3. Shin Splints
- Running to get of the fat on my waist

4. Burned roof of mouth
- Choked on coffee while looking at a HB in Starbucks who smile back at me

1 comment:

Lifestyle With BG said...

I bruised my thumb (maybe it's broken even), but it has nothing to do with HB's :(