tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12224619.post112611723527678647..comments2023-10-07T06:18:32.791-04:00Comments on Killing the AFC in Me: Are you gay?Sniperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18140588736639031088noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12224619.post-1126663449156771472005-09-13T22:04:00.000-04:002005-09-13T22:04:00.000-04:00Great comebacks!!! Thanks, man.Great comebacks!!! Thanks, man.Sniperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18140588736639031088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12224619.post-1126649423253337932005-09-13T18:10:00.000-04:002005-09-13T18:10:00.000-04:00Frankly, I'm quite a Dandy so, coming from a guy w...Frankly, I'm quite a Dandy so, coming from a guy who is immediately suspect for being gay, I've learned to handle this one artfully. I guess I bring it on myself - I love clothes, house music, cooking, I take acting and yoga class, I wear as much jewelery as many girls...yada yada. <BR/><BR/>At any rate, it's not a bad thing...at all. As long as you are decidedly masculine, being somewhat dandyish/feminine actually makes women feel more comfortable with you.<BR/><BR/>Whenever I'm asked if I'm gay, I'll do a number of things.<BR/><BR/>1) She asks, "Are you gay?"<BR/><BR/>I say, "What? Gay, do you mean "Gay" like being really Happy?"<BR/>"Huh?"<BR/>"Well, hell yes I'm gay! As a matter of fact, I think I'd be more sexually attracted to you if you'd get gay with me. Let's all get gay and happy together!!!"<BR/><BR/>This one needs to be done with a woman who has a sense of humor. I always do this really high-energy with a shit-eating grin on my face. If the chick is really alpha, I might even hump her leg a little bit.<BR/><BR/>This always redirects the situation and you can take the interaction wherever you want after this.<BR/><BR/>2) If the girly is a little more laidback, she'll say "Are you gay?!"<BR/><BR/>I respond, "Oh god, no. This always happens!"<BR/><BR/>"What always happens?", she says.<BR/><BR/>"This. Everytime I talk to a girl, she starts to feel really comfortable and just assumes I'm gay - then she starts telling me all her deepest darkest secrets. I'm not that easy, you know! She just comes running after me and doesn't know how to play hard-to-get. Some girls, I'll tell you what."<BR/><BR/>If you follow closely, the line of thinking doesn't make any logical sense at all. Doesn't matter, dudes. It's funny.<BR/><BR/>DKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com